Google Voice ruins marriages.

True story.

For those of you who don't know, Google has introduced this new "program" that can essentially transcribe message from your voice mail into text and sent to your gmail account.

Brilliant, you say!

Well.

I had a lunch date with some girlfriends today. Unfortunately, something didn't hit right (I am sadly missing a gallbladder, so it happens) and I got bit delayed. DH was watching Turtle while I was out so I was on a bit of a crunch to get home.

I left him a voice mail saying that I had gotten a little sick and was running late. I said I was getting on the main road, 9A, and would try to be home by 3, but for him to call me if he needed me sooner.

This is what Google Voice had to say about it:

Hey Mr. CaneWife, it's me. I'm leaving you a message that you know that you know I'm leaving a message hum headed back onto 9 AM as we speak. I got a little sex so I have just wanted to help listen and calm down. Really home so I'm hoping to be home before 3. Call me if there is coming to going to be home sooner and I will do my best buy.

Thanks so much, Google Voice. You rock.